Monday, August 14, 2006

The Stupidity Report for Aug 14, 2006

At this time the details remain sketchy but seeing how it is virtually impossible now to bring a liquid explosives on a plane destined for the US from the UK a group of militants determined not to be upstaged are planning to smuggle such explosives into the United States via shipping containers.

Shhhh, no one tell them these are common household ingredients that alone are inert and are readily available.

Seems that Scotland Yard caught a young hooligan trying to break into a shipping container in a port along The Thames. Constable James Doogan III made the apprehension not from suspected thievery but trespassers and vandalism. When taken into the stationhouse the subject immediately broke down upon the first questioning.

The Constable became suspicious of some devious plot when he discovered 5 cases of hydrogen peroxide in the proximity of the container in question. A check of the container manifest revealed not that the container contained peroxide but of cooking utensils. The young hooligan's (name not currently available) plan was to place the case of peroxide into a container bound for the east coast of the US, board a plane to the US and pick up the cases of peroxide before the shipping container cleared US Customs.....thereby successfully smuggling the five cases into the US.

The container in question was destined for New Guinea . It has not been determined whether this information was relayed to the young terrorist wann a bee

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