Rockstar: Phil's Departure (uncut)

Phil's Departure. Hmmm... You know, I wondered why "we doubt your commitment" sounded so lame. The funny thing is, these guys (RockStar) are using the these guys and the show to promote themselves, so it's fitting that somebody with no real chance in hell of landing the gig would shamelessly say he's using the show for exposure. The best part has to be the fact that he basically dissed the music (or at least the one track) that SuperNova already layed down.

As for this last week, my dark horse Josh pulled through with a good version of that Santeria song I never really cared for. Lukas still sounds like he's gargaling some Bukkake except this week, he had to turn several times in an effort to hide his swallowing it. Nonetheless, this guy has no real talent. And what the hell is up with Zayra? The only reason she's still on the show is to make the others look that much better. And credit should go out to Ryan I-look-like-somebody-just-gave-me-a-Cleveland-Steamer Star for making another questionable song his own (if you're going to play REM's shit, why not make the kiddies sing Shiney Happy People?).

Here's hoping to next week's choices being void of Donny and Marie Osmond.