New from the makers of The Hoveround electric chair comes The Crawlaround. Now you too can move from point A to point B in your very own house without ever getting out of the prone position. That's right, we said Prone Position. Ever wake up from a heavy night of drinking barely able to hold down the purge of your own vomit? The crawlaround is right for you. Are you a little disabled and can't stand the way your legs go numb from sitting all day in one of those old chairs??? Well the Crawlaround was made with you in mind.
So give your back and legs a break, don't worry about the following morning after a night of revelry. Try the new Crawlaround.
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Nothing beats the original ReachAround, from Whamoo! It's almost as much fun as giving yo ho an "Angry Dragon".
For those of you not up to snuff on sexual deviant behavior, an Angry Dragon is where you slap a woman on the back of her head after blowing your manchowder in her mouth, thus causing it to spew out her nose.
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