Saturday, January 13, 2007

Virgin Mary Seen In Motel Linen

From Rueters

John and Mary Simpson travel rather frequently. His employment as a regional buyer for a retailer and her as a pharmaceutical representative. Together they enjoy an occasional weekend trip out of town.

Both understand the caveats about hotel cleanliness and both frequently travel in the company of a black light.

"It just takes out all the guess work when it comes to sleeping in clean sheets." John said as he sopke on the phone from his Super 8 motel room. "You would not believe how many times I have needed to request new linen or remake the bed myself by moving the foot end of the bedding to the head, etc"

This last outting though proved to be a different story. John turned off the lights to the room and Mary broke out the black light looking for those tell take signs that the mutual trading of body fluids had taken place when suddenly there it was.

"It was the Virgin Mary looking up at me!!! and from the sheets!" exclaimed Mary" John humored that "it was nothing more than just another "out of body experience".

Needless to say the Motel 8 has been booked solid since this sighting and you have to travel to the next county to find a black light.

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