Monday, June 12, 2006

Funny Story

Seemed a woman wanted to get a loan.....not just a short term I need groceries kind of loan but a big ticket, keep the factories humming kind of loan. She went to her bank and filled out an application. The loan officer called her into his office and said that her application was incomplete that she listed no income. "I work at home", she insisted... "That's got to be worth something". "I'm sorry ma'am. We base your ability to pay on your income from your current work history. We really need current W-2's, tax returns....etc. Maybe your accountant can provide you with that information."

Not giving up she went home. As she thought about it all that afternoon she decided to ask her husband for help. As he came home from a long day at work and after a lovely dinner and time with family she made her move. "Honey", she said..."I've got good news and bad news." Perplexed and really not knowing what to expect he asked her for the bad news first. "I need you to sign for a loan for me, but it's a little large."

He took one of those long deep breaths and asked for the good news....

"It's for you" she said. Happy Father's Day!!!

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